wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
fortnight is a word used in america
by people who know about it from reading books not from America
no actually we really do use this word we aren’t all idiots you know
Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography
The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just
and then
tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old
“But you were smiling a minute ago!”
“You don’t look depressed.”
“Your life isn’t even that bad.”
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
